How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Neil is a reterd.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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