Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Chuck norris

Bags of delicious poop.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Who is John Galt?

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Refrigerator

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Black people in Camden NJ.

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