why did the girl cry because she was raped

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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so how about that irline food

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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