What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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