- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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