- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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