A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

do you wanna hear a joke school

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

KILL WHITEY

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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