Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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