- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

WOw you have no life

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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