Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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