How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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