What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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