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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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