- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

breasts

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

David Cameron

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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