- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"