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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

I have a gay camel

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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