- Anti Joke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis