A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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a. why? b. because

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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