- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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