Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Call of Duty is a good game.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Everybody will die

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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