- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

The Charlotte Bobcats

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

If you were a cactus, why?

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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