- Anti Joke

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.