A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Who is John Galt?

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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