- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

i had sex.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

9/11

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Where's my tractor?

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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