A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Face Hunter is scum

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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