- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Will nearis is here! Get it

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?