- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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