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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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