Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Knock knock

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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