- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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