- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

My three children are three big mistakes.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

i just wrote this so hard

wanna here a joke? you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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