What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

CHORGLUND

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

This is funny.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Robin, get in the car!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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