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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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