billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

identical jokes get different votes.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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