I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

I went to work today....

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Knock, Knock ...

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

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