Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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