What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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roses are red violets are blue

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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