- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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