Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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