Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

CAVE JOHNSON.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

White men's rights

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do black people eat? Food.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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