- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Who invented apple? God

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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