- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Your wife died during the delivery.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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