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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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