What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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A storm be brewin!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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