- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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