Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Carrot fingers

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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