There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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