- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

ask me if im a door yes

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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