Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Arrow in the Knee!

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Derp

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