Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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