Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Diarrhea

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Whats white? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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