- Anti Joke

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.