If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Anti Joke

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