What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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