- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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