Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Your mom is so nice.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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knock knock come in

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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