Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Women's rights.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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