Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Do you like apples? Yes

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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