Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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have safe sex

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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thomas!!!!

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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