Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Feminism

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

YOU

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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