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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

why did the man die? he was shot

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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