A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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