- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

knock knock whos there? nobody

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

When is a door not a door? Never.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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