- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

I woke up today

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Where's my tractor?

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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