- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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