- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Knock Knock Who did that?

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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