- Anti Joke

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

69 Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass