- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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