What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Of course, first door on your left

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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