- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How would you rule?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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