Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Anti Joke

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