Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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