- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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