- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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