- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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