Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what's worse then a blowjob?

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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