Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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