Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

field day?

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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