- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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