- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Dislike this.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

You're a big fat monkey.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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