Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you spell eight? 8

Ian's mind Elevator music

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Matt is a Duster!

gay people

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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