- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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