Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why is the ground wet It rained

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Vote this down and get DOXED

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did you step on my watermelon?

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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