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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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