- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

KONY 2012

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I once did something.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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