What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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